You’ve been hanging around my website (or podcast or classes or e-mails) and you feel like you know me, and I know you, and we’ll get along like a house on fire. In fact, you suspect that we’ll get along like a whole freaking block on fire.
Awesome. That’s qualification number one, check.
Qualification number two?
You’re ready for big shifts.
Not changing a font on your website or raising your prices by five bucks.
Not buying a class or program or done-for-you formula and trying to retrofit it to your business.
You’re ready for burning that thing you made to the ground. Starting something new.
Quitting your job. Embracing a new business direction.
Or…you don’t know what. But you know it’s big, and you know you’ll be scared in the telling of it, and you could use some help.
I’ll be completely kind but entirely honest.
Whether that’s helping you flesh out an idea, offering critique on a product, or pointing out that you’ve complained about your partner 27 times during the first 12 minutes of our time together, I’ll notice your patterns.
I’ll ask what you’re really thinking and feeling.
I won’t take anything less than the truth for an answer.
During the Find Your Voice workshop, we’ll do just one thing, over and over and in a thousand different ways: tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth.
If you’re tired of being comfortable;
tired of hiding;
tired of feeling like you’re always turning it down, toning it down,
or shutting yourself down…
I invite you to crack open.
We’ll talk. We’ll also listen.
We’ll play games that seem completely unrelated to the rest of our time together.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hate me for brief moments, but love me for the long haul.
I’ll push you to the brink of your own potential and invite you to step right the fuck off that fucking cliff.
Then I’ll just plain push you.
So you can stop hiding. From the world, from your work, from your talents, and from yourself.
So you can stop buying shit to distract yourself from the fact that you’re miserable on the inside.
So you can stop feeling so alone that sometimes, you bawl your tits off on the bathroom floor.
So you can stop being afraid of success. So you can stop being afraid of failure. (Sometimes both at the same time.)
So you can come closer to being who you’re meant to be in the world.
Sure, it’s messy in the land of discovering yourself and making your way, dancing with the divine and relentlessly pursuing what you know to be true about why you’re here.
It’s also joyful.
My life is truthful. My work is truthful.
There’s no better feeling, and I invite you to show up and be seen.
To tell the truth, embrace your craziness, and meet the world with the words “Fuck yah” on your lips.
In type-A terms, that means you get:
+ one 2-day workshop September 9th & 10th in the fine city of Laie, on the island of Oahu, Hawaii ($1999 value)
+ homecooked-by-Haunani breakfasts, lunches, and snacks during the workshop ($149 value)
+ a 1-hour 1-on-1 post-workshop phone call to spill your guts and get your homework on ($649 value)
+ a welcome dinner on September 8th, plus assorted surprises and shenanigans of all kinds ($199 value)
+ someone to hold you accountable for doing what you say you’re going to do (priceless)
In type…not type-A…terms, that means you get:
+ all the knowledge I can possibly offer concerning what you’re going through, what you need to do next, and step-by-step direction to help you get where you’re going
+ an outline of all the places where you and your business don’t align, at the moment, and new copy to help you get all lined up
+ unrelenting support from someone who actually gives a shit about your pursuit of your highest calling (while actively hating the term ‘highest calling’)
+ intuitive hits, psychic nods, and other things people write off as bullshit until they call me and ask, “Hey, can you do that magic thing you do for me?”
+ real-life, in-person time to ask me anything at all
+ access to other humans who are just. like. you.
+ discounted rates on additional products and services from yours truly
That’s a $2996 value, yours for $1299.
Register by August 1st and 1 of the 10 seats available is yours for $999.
If the thought of attending makes your eyes leak or you’re practically dying to press the add to cart button before you’ve read all the details…please, honor that. Find a way to get there, friend. I can’t wait to squeeze you.
Instead of going through a long sales page full of endless FAQ’s that probably won’t answer your question anyway…just reach out and talk to me. Boom!
This is the end of the page. If you’re all OH DEAR GOD I NEED TO COME AND/OR WHY ARE MY EYES LEAKING!?!!??, I’ll see you there. ;)
Grab your seat here.
P.S. The game of it is getting more alive
each day, refusing to close
or to stifle your whole being
in the face of despair.
The trick of it is opening relentlessly,
letting all the world reach you:
exposing your neck to a creature who may bite.
Refusing to kill off your most vital bits when it does.
…and when you find those who are more alive than you,
ask their secrets.
(This is the only one
I know so far.)