Kalp, Kristen Kalp. Proud holder of a black belt in Nerd. Selectively, but wildly excitable. Also a total introvert, I avoid the phone like people on Weight Watchers avoid holiday dessert buffets.
Honestly, I’m kinda addicted to…
…doggie dress-up. Hermione D. Granger’s wardrobe is bigger than mine, dude.
…traveling. Everywhere is interesting, yes?
…specifically, watching the Real Housewives on Bravo. (There, I said it.)
I’m downright contact-able.
You can e-mail me via email@example.com.
You can call the bat phone at 215-206-3689. You can call the back-up bat phone (Haunani, my Director of Other) at 610-216-7224.
You can aim your smoke signals toward P.O. Box 287 East Texas, PA 18046. Because hey, it’ll be a good story to tell the cops when they find me flailing a rug at the raging fire outside the studio, spelling out ‘A-h-o-y-t-h-e-r-e’ in secret decoder smoke.
Best of all, you can submit the nifty contact form right below this text. Hit it!