I’m Kristen.
Kalp, Kristen Kalp. Proud holder of a black belt in Nerd. Selectively, but wildly excitable. Also a total introvert, I avoid the phone like people on Weight Watchers avoid holiday dessert buffets.
I’m a writer.
I have English & Education degrees, so my Mom is happy that those student loan payments were good for something, after all.
In addition to this real-life-hardcover-officially-for-sale-on-Amazon book, I’ve written the Circus Circus adventure-guide to make writing easy-peasy for you. And UnBoring Blog Camp to help you un-boring your photography blog in no time. (Oh, and Lux Undercover, which will help you get your clients’ experiences with your biz all sorts of awesomed-out.)
I’m downright contact-able.
You can e-mail me via brandcamponline@gmail.com.
You can call the bat phone at 215-206-3689. You can call the back-up bat phone (Haunani, my Director of Other) at 610-216-7224.
You can aim your smoke signals toward 158 E. Butler Ave, Suite 1, Ambler, PA 19002. Because hey, it’ll be a good story to tell the cops when they find me flailing a rug at the raging fire outside the studio, spelling out ‘A-h-o-y-t-h-e-r-e’ in secret decoder smoke.
Best of all, you can submit the nifty contact form right below this text. Hit it!







