I felt like I’d hit a brick wall and I needed help. Not little help, but big, major MAJOR hardcore strategizing and implementing help. Burn my website to the ground and start over, phoenix-style, help. I went looking for someone to help lead me, push me, and listen to what I wasn’t saying out there in the big wide world. I called my business partner and said I would pay anything if it meant I would be able to move forward with clarity.
I hired a dominatrix of my own. It cost $6,000.
That’s not to say my dominatrix, who does not wear leather or speak in a German accent, is overpriced. Mental clarity, a solid direction, and putting your trust in the hands of someone skilled with helping you be your best YOU? That’s worth every penny. But…
You should be warned: dominatrixing comes with side effects.
You may surpass your prior levels of productivity by 3478%.
One dominatrixee launched a brand — name, logo, watermark, background, marketing materials, blogsite, everything — during our time together. She got more accomplished in our weeks of mentoring than I did during my first YEAR in business.
You might give up on things you’ve just taken for granted as ‘right’ or ‘working’ or ‘effective.’
Another dominatrixee found she’d never given herself permission to adore film properly ’cause digital is so much cheaper to shoot and develop. But film makes her heart sing — so, film it is. Total. Revolution.
You might encounter wild profitability with less effort.
“Well, I just got my order from my…first online gallery.
And guess how much.
$3900!!!!!!!
YEEEEHAAAAAWWWW!”
“Since working with you, I’ve doubled my sales averages and scored a major commercial project. And I’ve had some requests to purchase my fine art work as well.”
Your business may become more busy.
“Your advice is dead on. I’ve gotten many more inquiries since I started with you, and more bookings as well. I’m getting no sleep and pretty much working on fumes, but damn it, it’s working.”
You could end up delighted by your business again.
“I was blown away by the insight she gave me on the phone when we spoke. Her ideas were totally obvious yet I hadn’t thought of them yet – isn’t that how the best ideas should be?! She was exactly in line with the way I was starting to think, and yet way way ahead of where I had reached in my own thought process!”
Okay, let’s be honest: you may be forced to attend karaoke night and dedicate ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ to me.
“You’re my hero. You did TONS of listening and I did tons of rambling til I found a few things that were helpful to know.
Seriously. My hero.”
Five dominatrixing spots will go on sale on October 12th, 2010.
Payment in full is required up front, so this is your official call to start shaking down neighborhood schoolkids for their lunch money.
Then, be ready to click the buy button on October 12th. Dominatrixing will begin the week of January 13, 2010, so we’re not trying to meet goals whilst keeping up with candy corn, turkeys, pilgrims, tinsel, garland, and lines for Santa.
The price for this completely-customizable six weeks of accountability and productivity? $995 for the first 48 hours.
Any remaining spots jump to $1295 on October 14th. (Yes, that’s a $300 reason to be decisive. Also, note the part where I paid $6,000 for my own dominatrixing experience — this completely-customized-to-your-needs six week experience is a steal.)
Need more details? The official dominatrixing detail page is here. Just details, do not buy! I repeat, do not buy (yet!)
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Oh, and if you want a taste of the dominatrixed life, try an assignment!
